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ATTORNEY (AND THE PRONOUN "WE") SHALL REFER TO ATTORNEY JOE COIMBRA AND/OR HIS EMPLOYEES, AGENTS, INDEPENDENT CONTRACTORS, VENDORS, AND/OR REPRESENTATIVES IN ANY CAPACITY WHATSOEVER AND/OR COLLECTIVELY "COIMBRA LAW FIRM, APC". IF YOU CONTACT US VIA TEXT, STANDARD TEXT MESSAGE RATES MAY APPLY THROUGH YOUR PROVIDER AND/OR ANY OTHER ENTITY(IES). RECEIPT OF THIS LETTER IS BY NO MEANS AN ADVERSE REFLECTION ON THE PERSON RECEIVING IT. IT DOES NOT MEAN THAT YOU ARE CURRENTLY BEING ACCUSED OF FAILING TO REGISTER UNDER PENAL CODE SECTION 290. IT IS SIMPLY TO NOTIFY THE PERSON OF THE AVAILABILITY OF OUR SERVICES IN THE EVENT, GOD FORBID, THAT YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW IS CHARGED WITH, ACCUSED OF, UNDER INVESTIGATION FOR, ARRESTED FOR AND/OR PROSECUTED WITH HAVING FAILED TO REGISTER UNDER CALIFORNIA PENAL CODE SECTION 290, WHICH REQUIRES THAT ALL REGISTERED SEX OFFENDERS REGISTER WITH THE APPLICABLE LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCY/IES AND/OR THAT YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW IS CHARGED WITH, ACCUSED OF, UNDER INVESTIGATION FOR, ARRESTED FOR AND/OR PROSECUTED WITH ANY FELONY, MISDEMEANOR AND/OR INFRACTION, AND, GENERALLY, WHO MAY REQUIRE OUR LEGAL SERVICES FOR ANY REASON.

WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS LETTER ARRIVING AT YOUR ADDRESS. YOU RECEIVED THIS LETTER ONLY BECAUSE PUBLICLY-AVAILABLE RECORDS SHOW THAT YOUR RESIDENCE, EITHER CURRENTLY OR AT SOME POINT IN THE RECENT OR DISTANT PAST, HOUSED A REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER, ALSO KNOWN AS A 290 REGISTRANT. AGAIN, OUR LETTER IS MERELY, EXCLUSIVELY AND SIMPLY A STATEMENT OF THE AVAILABILITY OF OUR SERVICES, NOTHING MORE. IF IT DOES NOT APPLY TO YOU, PLEASE MERELY DISREGARD AND/OR POLITELY CONTACT OUR OFFICE SO THAT YOU MAY BE REMOVED FROM OUR MAILING LIST. RUDE AND/OR ABUSIVE COMMUNICATIONS WILL BE CAREFULLY DOCUMENTED AND ANY CRIMINAL THREATS AND/OR HARASSMENT WILL BE SWIFTLY REPORTED TO LAW ENFORCEMENT.

FREE CONSULATION WITH ATTORNEY IS IN-PERSON ONLY. HOWEVER, PRIOR THERETO, YOU WILL BE ASKED TO ANSWER A SERIES OF QUESTIONS BY OUR INTAKE PERSONNEL TO BETTER ASSIST IN OUR UNDERSTANDING OF YOUR CASE. YOUR APPOINTMENT, IF ANY IS MADE, WILL BE CANCELLED IF YOU FAIL TO COMPLY WITH THIS OVER-THE-PHONE INTAKE. NONE OF THE VERBIAGE, EXPRESSIONS, WORDS, PHRASES, INSIGNIA AND/OR CHARACTERS OF ANY KIND ARE IN AND OF THEMSELVES, OR IN THEIR COMBINED USE, INTENDED TO MISLEAD ANYONE NOR ESTABLISH ANY ATTORNEY-CLIENT RELATIONSHIP NOR IMPART ANY LEGAL ADVICE OR GUARANTEE, WARRANTY OR PROMISE OF ANY PARTICULAR OUTCOME, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO A "POSITIVE" OUTCOME WHATSOEVER.

NO GUARANTEE, IMPLIED OR EXPRESS WARRANTY, PROMISE, ASSURANCE, AND/OR REPRESENTATION OF ANY PARTICULAR OUTCOME, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO A "POSITIVE" OUTCOME IS HEREIN CONVEYED WHATSOEVER. NO ATTORNEY-CLIENT RELATIONSHIP IS ESTABLISHED BY YOUR RECEIPT OF OUR COMMUNICATION; IN FACT, A SEPARATE ATTORNEY-CLIENT AGREEMENT AND REMITTAL OF REMUNERATION TO ATTORNEY (IN AN AMOUNT SATISFACTORY TO ATTORNEY) ARE REQUIRED BEFORE ANY ATTORNEY-CLIENT RELATIONSHIP CAN OR MAY BE FORMED, CREATED, COMMENCED AND/OR ESTABLISHED.

THE WORD "URGENT" AS IN "URGENT LAW FIRM NEWSLETTER" APPEARS MERELY TO INDICATE THE URGENCY THAT ATTORNEY BELIEVES EXISTS WHENEVER CRIMINAL ACCUSATION(S), ALLEGATION(S), INVESTIGATION(S), CONVICTION(S) (AND/OR ANY OTHER EVENT(S) AT ANY STAGE(S) RELEVANT TO CRIMINAL AND/OR PENAL CODE VIOLATION(S) AND/OR ANY OTHER VIOLATIONS OF LOCAL AND/OR STATE AND/OR FEDERAL CODE(S), LAW(S), REGULATION(S), RULE(S), STATUTE(S), ETC.) ARE INVOLVED CONSIDERING THE POTENTIAL HARSHNESS OF PENALTY/IES, PUNISHMENT(S), POSSIBLE INCARCERATION AND/OR IMPRISONMENT AND/OR LOSS OF FREEDOM AND/OR OTHER ADVERSE CONSEQUENCES ON CERTAIN RIGHTS AND/OR PRIVILEGES SUCH AS BUT NOT LIMITED TO INCARCERATION AND/OR IMPRISONMENT AND/OR PAROLE AND/OR PROBATION ASSOCIATED WITH A CRIMINAL ACCUSATION THAT DOES NOT GO ADDRESSED BY COMPETENT LEGAL COUNSEL; IN OTHER WORDS, ATTORNEY REASONABLY AND IN GOOD FAITH BELIEVES THAT ANY CRIMINAL MATTER IS, BY DEFINITION AND/OR IN EFFECT, AN URGENT SITUATION CONSIDERING THE RAPIDITY, VIGOR AND DISCIPLINE WITH WHICH LOCAL AND/OR STATE AND/OR FEDERAL LAW ENFORCEMENT PURSUE PROSECUTIONS, THUS NECESSITATING AN URGENT RESPONSE BY COMPETENT LEGAL COUNSEL. IN OTHER WORDS, NEGLECTING SUCH PROSPECTIVE AND/OR ACTUALIZED LEGAL EVENTS CAN BE CATASTROPHIC TO THE SUBJECT OF INVESTIGATION AND/OR ARREST AND/OR PROSECUTION. THEREFORE, IT IS AMPLY FAIR TO LABEL ATTORNEY'S LETTER AN "URGENT LAW FIRM NEWSLETTER."

TO RECEIVE DISCOUNT, YOU MUST PRODUCE THIS LETTER (NO REPRODUCTIONS WILL BE ACCEPTED ). THE WORDS DISCOUNT AND VOUCHER CODE ARE INTERCHANGEABLE AND NOT SEPARATE AND DISTINCT. DISCOUNTS CANNOT BE USED IN COMBINATION. ONE DISCOUNT PER CLIENT AND PER CASE ONLY. DISCOUNT USEABLE AGAINST THE ENTIRE FEE ONLY AND NOT TOWARDS THE DEPOSIT, MONTHLY INSTALLMENTS OR ANY OTHER FRAGMENTS OR FRACTIONS CONTAINED IN THE TOTAL FEE, NOR AGAINST ANY COST REIMBURSEMENTS. ATTORNEY IS NOT UNDER ANY OBLIGATION TO HONOR THE DISCOUNT, NOR VOUCHER CODE; ATTORNEY IS FREE TO SET ANY LIMITATION HE CHOOSES AT ANY TIME, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO REFUSAL TO HONOR ANY DISCOUNT OR VOUCHER CODE.

BY CONTACTING OUR OFFICE IN ANY WAY (EITHER YOURSELF OR ANY THIRD PARTY ACTING ON YOUR BEHALF WHATSOEVER), YOU AGREE TO FOLLOWING: BINDING ARBITRATION (IN LA COUNTY), WAIVER OF RIGHT TO JURY TRIAL, WAIVER OF CLASS ACTION LAWSUITS, WAIVER OF PRIVATE ATTORNEY-GENERAL ACTIONS AND/OR ANY OTHER PROCEEDING WHERE SOMEONE ACTS IN A REPRESENTATIVE CAPACITY, AND PAYMENT OF ATTORNEY'S FEES AND COSTS TO ATTORNEY IN EVENT OF DISPUTE ARISING FROM THIS OR ANY CORRESPONDENCE FROM OUR FIRM OR ANY SUBJECT MATTER WHATSOEVER AND CONSENT TO RECEIVING FUTURE COMMUNICATIONS FROM OUR OFFICE IN ANY FORMAT WHATSOEVER.

IF ANY ASPECT(S), TERM(S), CLAUSE(S), PROVISION(S), WORD(S), PHRASE(S), CONVEYANCE(S), ETC., WHATSOEVER ARE HELD TO BE UNENFORCEABLE UNDER APPLICABLE LAW, SUCH TERM WILL BE MODIFIED SO THAT IT IS ENFORCEABLE TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED UNDER APPLICABLE LAW, AND ALL THE OTHER TERMS OF THE AGREEMENT WILL REMAIN IN FULL FORCE AND EFFECT. IF THE UNENFORCEABLE ASPECT(S), TERM(S), CLAUSE(S), PROVISION(S), WORD(S), PHRASE(S), CONVEYANCE(S), ETC.

IS DEEMED UNENFORCEABLE UNDER APPLICABLE LAW, SUCH ASPECT(S), TERM(S), CLAUSE(S), PROVISION(S), WORD(S), PHRASE(S), CONVEYANCE(S), ETC. WILL BE MODIFIED SO THAT IT IS ENFORCEABLE TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED UNDER APPLICABLE LAW, AND ALL THE OTHER TERMS OF THIS DISCLAIMER WILL REMAIN IN FULL FORCE AND EFFECT. IF THE UNENFORCEABLE ASPECT(S), TERM(S), CLAUSE(S), PROVISION(S), WORD(S), PHRASE(S), CONVEYANCE(S), ETC. CANNOT BE SO MODIFIED, SUCH ASPECT(S), TERM(S), CLAUSE(S), PROVISION(S), WORD(S), PHRASE(S), CONVEYANCE(S), ETC. WILL BE EXCLUDED FROM THIS DISCLAIMER AND ALL OTHER ASPECT(S), TERM(S), CLAUSE(S), PROVISION(S), WORD(S), PHRASE(S), CONVEYANCE(S), ETC. WILL REMAIN IN FULL FORCE AND EFFECT.

WE DO NOT REPRESENT THAT WE HAVE FULL-TIME FACILITY/IES IN YOUR SPECIFIC CITY, LOCALE OR PROXIMITY. WITH the EXCEPTION OF OUR HEADQUARTERS, REGIONAL OFFICES, IF ANY AVAILABLE IN YOUR CITY, LOCALE OR PROXIMITY, ARE CONSULTATIVE ONLY AND ARE NOT FULL-TIME OCCUPANCIES (NEITHER DO WE REPRESENT EITHER IMPLICITLY OR EXPRESSLY THAT THEY ARE ANYTHING EXCEPT CONSULTATIVE FACILITIES, IF ANY); JUXTAPOSITION OF CITY AND 'LAW FIRM' AND/OR 'LAW OFFICE' AND/OR WORD(S) AND/OR PHRASE(S) OF SIMILAR IMPORT ON ENVELOPE IS SIMPLY MEANT TO ILLUSTRATE THE GENERAL AND POSSIBLE AVAILABILITY OF OUR SERVICES TO RESIDENTS AND/OR DOMICILIARIES AND/OR OCCUPANTS OF AND/OR PERSON(S) AND/OR ENTITY/IES WHO DO BUSINESS OR ARE EMPLOYED IN THE NAMED CITY/IES, INCLUDING CITY WHERE YOU LIVE, NOT TO CONVEY WE HAVE FULL-TIME OFFICE IN YOUR CITY, LOCALE OR PROXIMITY.

WE STRIVE FOR ACCURACY; ANY INACCURACY/IES IN THIS LETTER AND/OR IN ANY OF OUR PROMOTIONAL OR ANY MATERIAL(S) IN ANY FORMAT WHATSOEVER IS/ARE PURELY INADVERTENT. SERVICES ARE NOT FREE. WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE A CONSULTATION TO ANYBODY FOR ANY REASON. ATTORNEY CONDUCTS BUSINESS IN ONLY THE VERY HIGHEST OF FAIR DEALINGS, INTEGRITY, TRUTHFULNESS AND HONESTY AND NOTHING IN THIS LETTER (NOR IN ANY OF OUR MATERIALS IN ANY FORMAT WHATSOEVER) IS INTENDED TO BE EXCEPT FULLY TRUTHFUL, HONEST AND ETHICAL. WE ALSO RESERVE THE RIGHT TO SUMMARILY CANCEL ANY EXISTING APPOINTMENT AT ANY TIME. WE RESERVE THE RIGHT NOT TO RESPOND TO ANY COMMUNICATION CONVEYED TO ATTORNEY IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM AND FOR ANY REASON WHATSOEVER. ATTORNEY ALONE DECIDES SUBJECT MATTER, LENGTH AND CONTENT OF YOUR FREE CONSULTATION. NOTHING IN THIS LETTER ESTABLISHES ANY ATTORNEY-CLIENT RELATIONSHIP WHATSOEVER, NOR DOES IT CONVEY ANY LEGAL ADVICE NOR ANY GUARANTEE, IMPLIED OR EXPRESS WARRANTY, ASSURANCE, PROMISE AND/OR ELIGIBILITY FOR ANY PARTICULAR TYPE OF LEGAL RELIEF WHATSOEVER NOR ANY GUARANTEE, IMPLIED OR EXPRESS WARRANTY, ASSURANCE AND/OR PROMISE OF ANY POSITIVE, DESIRED OR PARTICULARIZED OUTCOME WHATSOEVER. NOTHING IN THIS LETTER (BE IT PROMOTIONAL VERBIAGE, PAST SUCCESS, TESTIMONIALS, AWARDS OR ANYTHING ELSE) IS MEANT TO IMPLICITLY OR EXPRESSLY CONVEY THAT WE WILL BE SUCCESSFUL WITH YOUR CASE. EACH CASE IS DIFFERENT; RESULTS MAY VARY. WE DO NOT REPRESENT YOUR "FREE CONSULTATION" IS ANYTHING EXCEPT A FREE, INITIAL IN-PERSON CONSULTATION WITH THE ATTORNEY.

"FAILURE TO REGISTER...CASE DISMISSED!" ALLUDES TO A CRIMINAL PROSECUTION AGAINST OUR CLIENT (WHOSE IDENTITY IS PROTECTED DUE TO ATTORNEY-CLIENT PRIVILEGE) WHICH THE SANTA CLARA COUNTY DISTRICT ATTORNEY'S OFFICE AGREED TO DISMISS IN MARCH 2018 AFTER OUR OFFICE DILIGENTLY AND ASSIDUOUSLY WORKED TO SECURE THE MOST FAVORABLE AVAILABLE OUTCOME, WHICH TURNED OUT TO BE A TOTAL DISMISSAL. THE CASE RESULT MAY NOT BE RECENT (I.E., "RECENTLY, A REGISTRANT...") AND THE WORD "RECENT" IS ONLY INTENDED AS A ROUGH, LOOSE AND IMPRECISE APPROXIMATION AND IS NOT INTENDED TO DENOTE A SPECIFIC TIME PERIOD, FRAME, EPOCH OR OTHER CLEARLY DEFINABLE MEASURE OF TIME WHATSOEVER, PARTICULARLY IN RELATION TO WHEN YOU RECEIVED AND/OR ARE READING AND/OR PERUSING AND/OR REVIEWING THE LETTER FOR THE FIRST TIME. "WE WON" IS NOT INTENDED TO DENOTE THAT WE WON AT A JURY TRIAL. "TERRIFYING CONSEQUENCES" DENOTE THE POTENTIAL REPERCUSSIONS ATTENDANT TO A CONVICTION FOR VIOLATING PENAL CODE SECTION 290, WHICH CAN BUT DO NOT NECESSARILY INCLUDE STATE PRISON. BUT EVEN A NON-STATE PRISON COMMITMENT CAN BE TERRIFYING BECAUSE INCURRING A CONVICTION CAN FURTHER DEGRADE ONE'S CRIMINAL BACKGROUND AND TRIGGER ADVERSE CIVIC, CRIMINAL, EMPLOYMENT AND/OR SOCIAL CONSEQUENCES, UNPLEASANTRIES, DISCOMFORTS, ETC. "WHO ARE YOU GOING TO TRUST TO FIGHT & WIN IF YOU'RE EVER IN THE SAME SITUATION" IS NOT INTENDED TO GUARANTEE OR ASSURE OR CONSTITUTE AN IMPLIED OR EXPRESS WARRANTY THAT WE WOULD "WIN" YOUR CASE, PARTICULARLY BECAUSE "WIN" CAN BE A SUBJECTIVE TERM. WHAT MAY A "WIN" TO ONE DEFENDANT MAY BE A "LOSS" TO ANOTHER. ANYWAY, NOTHING IN THE SUMMARY OR SYNOPSIS OF THIS CASE DISMISSAL CONSTITUTES IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, MANNER OR FORM EVEN THE SLIGHTEST IMPLICIT OR EXPRESS ASSURANCE, PROMISE, WARRANTY AND/OR GUARANTEE THAT IF YOU CONFRONT THE SAME OR SIMILAR CHARGE THAT YOUR CASE WOULD NECESSARY ALSO GET DISMISSED.

"CAUTION: NEVER THROW THIS LETTER AWAY. ITS NOT A MATTER OF IF BUT WHEN YOU NEED OUR HELP" IS MERELY INTENDED TO IMPRESS UPON THE RECIPIENT WHAT ATTORNEY BELIEVES TO BE THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING CONSCIENTIOUS OF THE AVAILABILITY OF OUR LEGAL SERVICES IN THE EVENT HE OR SHE REQUIRES LEGAL ASSISTANCE AND IS NOT INTENDED TO BE ANY ADVERSE AND/OR NEGATIVE REFLECTION ON THE RECIPIENT AND/OR THE PROPRIETY OF HIS OR HER DRIVING OR PUBLIC OR PRIVATE BEHAVIOR IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM.

IN NO WAY, SHAPE OR FORM IS THE PHRASE "YOUR TRUSTED PC 290 VIOLATION CHARGES DEFENSE LAW FIRM" INTENDED TO CONVEY THAT ANY ATTORNEY-CLIENT RELATIONSHIP IS ESTABLISHED BY VIRTUE OF YOUR RECEIPT OF THIS LETTER; IN FACT, A SEPARATE ATTORNEY-CLIENT AGREEMENT AND REMITTAL OF REMUNERATION TO ATTORNEY (IN AN AMOUNT SATISFACTORY TO ATTORNEY) ARE REQUIRED BEFORE ANY ATTORNEY-CLIENT RELATIONSHIP CAN OR MAY BE FORMED, CREATED, COMMENCED AND/OR ESTABLISHED. THE AFOREMENTIONED PHRASE IS MERELY INCLUDED TO COMMUNICATE ATTORNEY'S OWN BELIEF IN ATTORNEY'S INTEGRITY, ETHICS AND HONESTY.

"VIEW OUR AMAZING CASE RESULTS" IS BY NO MEANS ANY EXPRESSION OF A GUARANTEE, WARRANTY OF ANY COMPARABLE RESULT IN YOUR PARTICULAR CASE. "AMAZING" IS A FIGURATIVE AND SUBJECTIVE STATEMENT OF OPINION ONLY AND IS NOT MEANT TO CONVEY ANY PROMISE, WARRANTY OR GUARANTEE THAT YOU WILL OBTAIN A COMPARABLE OR SIMILAR RESULT, ESPECIALLY GIVEN THAT EACH CASE AND ITS ATTENDANT FACTS, COMPLEXITIES AND AVAILABLE REMEDIES CARRY ITS OWN VASTLY UNIQUE, DISTINCT COMPONENTS, REMEDIES, VARIABLES, FACTORS, NUANCES, SUBTLETIES, IDIOSYNRACIES, FACTUAL BACKGROUNDS, FACT PATTERNS, ETC. "TRUSTED" BADGE MERELY DENOTES ATTORNEY'S PERSONAL BELIEF THAT HE IS AN HONEST, ETHICAL AND MORALLY- AND LEGALLY-UPRIGHT IN ALL OF HIS PERSONAL AND BUSINESS DEALINGS, CUSTOMS, HABITS, AND INTERACTIONS WITH HIS CLIENTS AND MEMBERS OF THE PUBLIC AND GENERAL BELIEF IN HIS OWN TRUSTWORTHINESS; IT DOES NOT DENOTE ANY OBJECTIVE, THIRD-PARTY OFFICIAL COMMENDATION, LABEL OR DESIGNATION GRANTED UPON HIM BY ANY ORGANIZATION, INDIVIDUAL OR ENTITY PER SE.

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